Funeral Humor Top Hat Saw Quotes & Sayings

Never wear a top hat and tails and bring a saw to a funeral — Josh Stern

Sometimes it's not bad to hurt. Sometimes you don't want things until you get hurt. We got hurt today, let's see what we do. — Mike Krzyzewski

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. — Robert A. Heinlein

My beautiful, my Isobel. My Love. You ask me to wait. And so I wait.
For all of this, I know, is but a dream.
And when, in sleep, at last we wake,
I will see you again. — Kelly Creagh

I'd love to go and camp out and live in a tent in the middle of nowhere and see how long I could live and survive. — Rita Ora

I'm not living large; I just want to live comfortably. I wanna have financial stability that is unshakable. — Queen Latifah

Our brains turn into simple signal-processing units, quickly shepherding information into consciousness and then back out again. — Nicholas Carr

The survivor movements were also challenging the notion of a dysfunctional family as the cause and culture of abuse, rather than being one of the many places where abuse nested. This notion, which in the 1990s and early 1980s was the dominant understanding of professionals characterised the sex abuser as a pathetic person who had been denied sex and warmth by his wife, who in turn denied warmth to her daughters. Out of this dysfunctional triad grew the far-too-cosy incest dyad. Simply diagnosed, relying on the signs: alcoholic father, cold distant mother, provocative daughter. Simply resolved, because everyone would want to stop, to return to the functioning family where mum and dad had sex and daughter concentrated on her exams. Professionals really believed for a while that sex offenders would want to stop what they were doing. They thought if abuse were decriminalised, abusers would seek help. The survivors knew different. P5 — Beatrix Campbell

I spend most of hunting season at the ranch. We all love to hunt whitetails, and we have a pretty good supply in South Texas. I also love to hunt elk in Arizona, mule deer in Utah, and I've been to Canada to hunt caribou. — George Strait

You are in a state of mixing, and you just live with it. There is not one musician who is completely happy with a mix. — Gary Cherone

I could fall in love with a supernatural creature because I think it's hot having super powers and being a little bit of a badass. — Crystal Reed

When I got to the States and started going to an American high school, which I did for an extremely short time, I thought everyone around me was insane, the way they talked about their parents. I thought the parents were insane too, the way they handled their kids, like every request they made was a bargain they weren't sure would be kept. That little whiny tone at the end of every statement: Be home by ten, okay? — Michael Gruber

Gay Marriage isn't Special Rights, it's Equal Rights. 'Special Rights' are for political churches that don't pay taxes. — John Fugelsang

You show me a capitalist, and I'll show you a bloodsucker — Malcolm X