Funarals Quotes & Sayings

You've had a stick shoved so high up your ass all night, I'm surprised you can't taste it. — Penny Reid

For whereas speaking distracts, silence and work collect the thoughts and strengthen the spirit. As soon therefore as a person understands what has been said to him for his good, there is not further need to hear or to discuss; but to set himself in earnest to practice what he has learnt with silence and attention, in humility, charity, and contempt of self. — San Juan De La Cruz

Living is a kind of skill. — Atul Gawande

You trusted me to do things that terrify you because it's what I needed. I can do the same for you. I can hold you. I can let you in. — H.M. Ward

I don't want to be an object of consumption. I like to get out there and participate because I care about it. It's not because I've gotten filthy rich off the hides of young skaters that I feel some sickening obligation to act on, and make myself look like I'm not that bad of a guy. It's because I actually care. — Mike Vallely

I once went to a wedding and old people started to poke me and say that i'm next, so I started to do the same to them at funarals — Google Images