Friends Cards Funny Quotes & Sayings

To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The force of life fills out our tissues with its pulsing vibrancy and puffs them up with the pride of being alive. Whether it departs with a bang, or a prolonged whimper, it often leaves behind an object of shrunken unrealness. — Sherwin B. Nuland

[The huge success of Curse of the Black Pearl] made perfect sense to me on the one hand, and at the same time, it made no sense at all, which I kind of enjoyed. Even now, with the dolls and the cereal boxes and snacks and fruit juices, it all just feels fun to me, in a Warholian way. It's absurd. It doesn't get more absurd. — Johnny Depp

Our life's dance is not painted for us in footsteps on the floor. It's not laid out so we know where to place our next step. We simply had to judge which steps best fit the rhythms that we hear."
— Paul Marshall

Real fear is like intense pain. It's there to warn you something's truly wrong. — Tim Lebbon

We may not be responsible for the world that created our minds, but we can take responsibility for the mind with which we create our world. — Gabor Mate

I'm convinced that you never have to give up liberties to be safe. I think you're less safe when you give up your liberties. — Ron Paul

I'm the only one who can accurately tell my story. It's up to me to make it worth reading. — Keisha Elle

Michael put a deodorant in the car which Julie wished he would stop called,'Aunty Alice's anti-fart stick,' in front of the children. — Elizabeth M. Thompson