Frickin Hilarious Quotes & Sayings

In a wife I would desire / What in whores is always found / The lineaments of gratified desire. — William Blake

The shrewd help the strong.
The wise help the weak. — Matshona Dhliwayo

We do a disservice to society if we ignore the evidence which shows that stable families tend to be associated with better outcomes for children. — Iain Duncan Smith

What a pure blessing it was to have a bath in a tub alone in a room where all you had to do was pump the water, not tote buckets. Then all you had to do was pull out the cork, not tote more buckets to the back porch
that kind of thing is easy to take lightly until you don't have it. — Nancy E. Turner

There is a fine line between overbearing accountability and an allowance for mistakes. — Miles Anthony Smith

You are ... Well, not exactly the love of my life, because I expect to love you for much longer than that. The love of my existence. -Bella — Stephenie Meyer

People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them: How do you think I got the job? — Dick Cheney