Friars Club Roast Quotes & Sayings

If love doesn't make a fool of us, what will? — Nora Roberts

You remember the 'be quiet' part of the rules? Embrace it. — Linda Howard

The smell of manure, of sun on foliage, of evaporating water, rose to my head; two steps farther, and I could look down into the vegetable garden enclosed within its tall pale of reeds - rich chocolate earth studded emerald green, frothed with the white of cauliflowers, jeweled with the purple globes of eggplant and the scarlet wealth of tomatoes. — Doris Lessing

The story behind every song is individual to itself. — Kelly Jones

I consider everything that happened to be precious moments of my life.
The pain.
The suffering.
The fun ...
And I am here right now, because everyone was there for me.
I couldn't have accomplished anything by standing still, without anybody's help.
I treasure every moment I have spent here.
Unlucky?
I feel pretty lucky.
This is my resolve.
-Sawada Tsunayoshi- — Sawada Tsunayoshi

True friends don't hold us back spiritually or pull us down when we're trying to rise and progress. True friends protect us. True friends help us be better than we would be on our own. — Robert D. Hales

When something happened that was everything to you you realized it was nothing to everything else. — Glen Duncan

It's not that our family has no taste, it's just that our family's taste is inconsistent. — Dave Eggers

In a sense,' Foucault concluded with a flourish, 'all the rest of my life I've been trying to do intellectual things that would attract beautiful boys. — James Miller

Every book is a kind of experiment in doing something that feels impossible. — Jonathan Lethem

A savvy entrepreneur will not always look for investment money, first. — Daymond John

Called or not, God is always there. — Carl Jung

If you look at all the vampires in the past, they were sort of decrepit old men. Stephanie Meyers just made it for a new audience. All the vampires are now young men and she describes them as not being ugly. — Daniel Cudmore