Frendo The Clown Quotes & Sayings

You cannot stop things. You can only be prepared for them to happen. — Erin Morgenstern

I believe that education is all about being excited about something. Seeing passion and enthusiasm helps push an educational message. — Steve Irwin

Well, God hates a coward, — Sara King

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. — Patrick Murray

We made a great mistake in the beginning of our struggle, and I fear, in spite of all we can do, it will prove to be a fatal mistake. We appointed all our worst generals to command our armies, and all our best generals to edit the newspapers — Robert E.Lee

Mama, Mama, help me get home
I'm out in the woods, I am out on my own.
I found me a werewolf, a nasty old mutt
It showed me its teeth and went straight for my gut.
Mama, Mama, help me get home
I'm out in the woods, I am out on my own.
I was stopped by a vampire, a rotting old wreck
It showed me its teeth and went straight for my neck.
Mama, Mama, put me to bed
I won't make it home, I'm already half-dead.
I met an Invalid, and fell for his art
He showed me his smile, and went straight for my heart.
-From "A Child's Walk Home," Nursery Rhymes and Folk Tales — Lauren Oliver

Silence is the garment of light. — Barbara Grizzuti Harrison

Never have I enjoyed such swearing, before or since. Sir, on that memorable day, he swore like an angel from Heaven. — Sarah Vowell