Foxworthy On Larry Quotes & Sayings

Interesting outcomes, after all, are just awful outcomes with the volume of drama turned way down. I — Elizabeth Gilbert

Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton. — Dean Koontz

The deception at the heart of the feminist movement is nowhere more apparent than in the silence with which self-professed feminists and feminist movements ignore the inhumane treatment of women who live under Islamic law. — Caroline Glick

Our mandate is to find the 200 best companies in the world and invest in them, and find the 200 worst companies in the world and go short on them. If the 200 best don't do better than the 200 worst, you should probably be in another business. — Julian Robertson

For in this way Swann was kept in the state of painful agitation which had once before been effective in making his interest blossom into love, on the night when he had failed to find Odette at the Verdurins' and had haunted for her all evening. And he did not have (as I had, afterward, at Combray in my childhood) happy days in which to forget the sufferings that would return with the night. For his days, Swann must pass them without Odette; and as he told himself, now and then, to allow so pretty a woman to go out by herself in Paris was just as rash as to leave a case filled with jewels in the middle of the street. In this mood he would scowl furiously at the passers-by, as though they were so many pick-pockets. But their faces - a collective and formless mass - escaped the grasp of his imagination, and so failed to feed the flame of his jealousy. — Marcel Proust

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn. — Jeff Foxworthy

Some people think that movements, such as the movements in ballet, are a higher cultural expression, whereas some are just dirt. I think it is elitist to think that a trained movement is more acceptable than untrained and possibly unrehearsed movements. — Yoko Ono

I'm taking you out, to meet my friends. I'm taking you,' she put a hand to my cheek, 'to my club. — Sarah Waters

Do you think there'd be a Givenchy in the hood if it wasn't for that South Park photo? — Kanye West

It will be as if I'd never existed. The words ran through my head, lacking the perfect clarity of my hallucination last night. They were just words, soundless, like print on a page. Just words, but they ripped the hole wide open, and I stomped on the brake, knowing I should not drive while this incapacitated.
I curled over, pressing my face against the steering wheel and trying to breathe without lungs. — Stephenie Meyer

The universe must exist for the self-expression of God and the delight of God. — Ernest Holmes

There is no perfect time to write. There is only now. — Barbara Kingsolver

Ah, how good it is to be among people who are reading. — Rainer Maria Rilke

Not smoking gains in the area of lung cancer, but it loses badly in the realm of dramatic gestures. — Robert B. Parker

I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs. — Jeff Foxworthy

I was 25 before I joined the world, in my opinion. I was a very late developer, and everything came late. — Deirdre O'Kane

But I love you I'm totally and completely in love with you and I don't care if you think it's too late. I'm telling you anyway. — Natalie Portman

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack. — Jeff Foxworthy