Ford Fairlane Character Quotes & Sayings

A glove is a very literal looking hand puppet. — Demetri Martin

I feel stupid for thinking the future was going to be easy and simple and ours. — Corey Ann Haydu

Since then, I've added my own shit to it as well. The worse it smells, the better things are going. That's the bacteria at work! — Andy Weir

I'm like the monster that hides under your bed, waiting till the moment your breath evens out, and your eyes close to attack. — J.L. Beck

Psychologists often make a distinction between mistakes where we already know the right answer and mistakes where we don't. A medication error, for example, is a mistake of the former kind: the nurse knew she should have administered Medicine A but inadvertently administered Medicine B, perhaps because of confusing labeling combined with pressure of time. But sometimes mistakes are consciously made as part of a process of discovery. Drug companies test lots of different combinations of chemicals to see which have efficacy and which don't. Nobody knows in advance which will work and which won't, but this is precisely why they test extensively, and fail often. It is integral to progress. — Matthew Syed

If you love language, it will love you back. — John Simon

All three of them stood for a moment gazing at the stars.
'And all these are worlds,' said Hagen.
'Or else,' said Clements with a yawn, 'a frightful mess. I suspect it is really a fluorescent corpse, and we are inside it. — Vladimir Nabokov

Every manifestation of evil is the result of basic sin - sin that has remained unchanged since the moment it first entered the human race. — Billy Graham

Statistics are for losers. — Scotty Bowman

You were trying to find a way to get rid of yourself,
but you were still left with your mouth. — Kris Kidd

Guthrie handed him the mug, a wee pout pulling his pale face out of shape. With his semi-skimmed skin, faint ginger hair, and blond eyebrows he looked like a ghost that had been at the pies. "Milk, two sugars. — Stuart MacBride

There is a disease to which plays as well as men become liable with advancing years. In men it is called doting, in plays dating.The more topical the play the more it dates. — George Bernard Shaw

My parents' room is an uncataloged planet, a night sky presence unknown to scientists but feared by the secret faithful who trade rumors of its mystery. — John Darnielle