Fockers Cast Quotes & Sayings

Every teacher is a fountain; but you must know that not every fountain's water is drinkable! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

One stifling summer afternoon last August, in the attic of a tiny stone house in Pennsylvania, I made a most interesting discovery: the shortest, cheapest method of inducing a nervous breakdown ever perfected. In this technique ... , the subject is placed in a sharply sloping attic heated to 340 F and given a mothproof closet known as the Jiffy-Cloz to assemble. — S.J Perelman

I remember my first year, I hit him with three good punches and couldn't believe he was still standing. He hit me with one and cracked my helmet. My head hurt for a week. — Georges Laraque

I've no patience with modern humanitarian scruples about capital punishment. — Agatha Christie

Civil disobedience has almost always been about expression. Generally, it's nonviolent, as defined by Henry David Thoreau, Gandhi, and King. — Marvin Ammori

Well, first of all, we did lots of studies where we show practical intelligence doesn't correlate with G. We have probably two dozen studies that practical intelligence better predicts job success than IQ. — Robert Sternberg

He immediately took her in his arms and cut off her stays. She didn't move. He shook her. "Artemis." Her head flopped back and forth limply. Makepeace laid a hand on his arm. "Your Grace." He ignored the other man. "Diana." "Your Grace, I'm sorry - " He swung back his arm and slapped her face, the sound echoing across the water. She choked. Immediately he flipped her so that her face was over the gunwale of the boat. She coughed and a great stream of dirty water fountained out of her mouth. He'd never seen such a wonderful sight in his life. — Elizabeth Hoyt

In the last camp they all ate grass, until the authorities forbade them to pull it up. They were accustomed to having the fruits of their little communal gardens stolen by the guards, after they had done all the work; but at the last camp everything was stolen. — Martha Gellhorn

The leakage of information means you're going to be able to read everybody's e-mail. — Mo Ibrahim

Our deepest need is for the joy that comes with knowing we are of genuine use to others. — Eknath Easwaran

I am bound by my own definition of criticism: a disinterested endeavour to learn and propagate the best that is known and thought in the world. — Matthew Arnold

I wanted the music to be full, to surround us, to lift us like the swell, so I rented a bloody orchestra. You only live once. — Mark Helprin

Besides, I had learnt nothing at all of Indian law. I had not the slightest idea of Hindu and Mahomedan Law. I had not even learnt how to draft a plaint, and felt completely at sea. I had heard of Sir Pherozeshah Mehta as one who roared like a lion in law courts. How, I wondered, could he have learnt the art in England? — Mahatma Gandhi

Even a pretty traditional comic book writer can make valuable contributions to the Internet. — Harvey Pekar