First World Problems Funny Quotes & Sayings

Eli: Thank you lord for a warm bed to sleep on, thank you for the food we are about to eat, thank you for a roof over our heads on cold nights such as this, thank you for companionship in hard times like these, Amen. — Book Of Eli Movie

Damn it. I had to respect Michael Casey. I had really hoped that I could keep loathing him. — Patrick Lencioni

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. — Max Lucado

I want to go away, oh so far, far away. — Bjornstjerne Bjornson

A bad thing about dying is that I've started to feel as though I'm being erased. Another bad thing is that I won't get to find out what happens next. — Audrey Niffenegger

My two biggest influences are Archie comics and Dennis the Menace. — Gilbert Hernandez

A society that destroys the environment that supports it, I would not consider to be intelligent life. It's like the cancer that ultimately kills itself by destroying the host it feeds on. — Frederick Lenz

I look into his eyes and see myself reflected there, smiling up at him. I'm ready to hear all about it. in bass and soprano. In songs of longing and love. In our voices, braided like the strongest cord.

I take off running up the trail, Will on my heels, the whole world waiting for us at the top of the ridge.

I'm ready to fly through the door and back again.
I'm ready to sing to the wind." -Amber — Jaye Robin Brown

In another time, we called them miraculous healings and left the scientific community out of it when they didn't have the capacity to understand what was really going on. But today, what if I were to tell you that the science for quantum healing is available and that this knowledge makes perfect sense according to the views of modern quantum physics? Not only that, but we can teach you a step-by-step approach to make these events more likely to occur. — Paul Drouin

Just as I shall lie alone in the grave, so, in essence, do I live alone. — Anton Chekhov