Financial Planners Quotes & Sayings

We're providing planning to a huge audience who's never had access to financial planners before. This was always my plan for LearnVest. It was in my very first pitch deck. — Alexa Von Tobel

The damned could be saved ... anytime. But they refused to give up their sins. Though they suffered endlessly, they would not give them up, even for salvation, perfect divine love.
I hadn't understood at the time. If sinners were unhappy, why would they prefer their suffering? But now I knew why. Without my wounds, who was I? My scars were my face, my past was my life. — Janet Fitch

( ... ) my money guy Richard is going without a tie now, like a politician who wants to appeal to the suffering common man (or perhaps every morning his firm takes the ties and shoelaces away from the brokers and financial planners to keep them from offing themselves) — Jess Walter

As a novelist, I tell stories and people give me money. Then financial planners tell me stories and I give them money. — Martin Cruz Smith

Portfolio theory, as used by most financial planners, recommends that you diversify with a balance of stocks and bonds and cash that's suitable to your risk tolerance. — Harry Markowitz

I had nothing and I was still changed. Like a costume, my numbness was taken away. Then hunger was added. — Louise Gluck

Financial planners who take commissions have a built-in conflict of interest ... even with disclosure, my choice would be a Fee-Only planner. — Jane Bryant Quinn

This is no place for anyone with a heart. — Jodi Lynn Anderson

Nothing that is morally wrong can be politically right. — William E. Gladstone

I'm going to be the next head coach at Notre Dame. — Dan Devine

Family's the one thing you can't change. You can cover yourself with tattoos. You can get a grapefruit-sized ring going through your earlobe. You can change your name. You can move to a different continent. But you cannot change who your parents were, and who your siblings are, and who your children are. — Jonathan Franzen

A vast industry of stockbrokers, financial planners, and investment advisers skims a fortune for themselves off the top in exchange for passing their clients' money on to people who, as a whole, cannot possibly outperform the market. — Michael Lewis

I have brightness in my soul, which strains toward Heaven. I am like a bird! — Jenny Lind

Every time you help someone else, not only are you helping that person, but you are helping every person they touch, AND you are helping yourself - because we are all ONE. — Hal Elrod

Financial planners are salespeople. They are NOT teachers. Get your education from someone NOT getting a commission. — Robert Kiyosaki

Either Matt was outside , or he was weirdly ordering me to have an orgasm on the lawn. — M. Pierce

A wannabe small town girl comes to a big city chasing her dreams where she meets her charming prince; they fall in love, stay together and make love every day, almost. But they don't live happily thereafter because her grandpa wants to see her get married.
*Conditions Apply- Same caste, NRI, rich, dumb and asshole. — Subhasis Das

What thwarts us and demands of us the greatest effort is also what can teach us most. — Andre Gide

It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush! — Kathy Griffin

Jazz is not a 'form' but a collection of tags and tricks. — Ernest Newman

Anybody, providing he knows how to be amusing, has the right to talk about himself. — Charles Baudelaire

Quinn's First Law of Investing is never to buy anything whose price you can't follow in the newspapers. An investment without a public marketplace attracts the fabulists the way picnics attract ants. Stock brokers and financial planners can tell you anything they want, because no one really knows what's true. The First Corollary to Quinn's First Law states that, even when the price is in the newspapers, you shouldn't buy anything too complex to explain to the average 12-year-old. — Jane Bryant Quinn

A good financial planner is going to do more than pick your funds. — Dave Ramsey

What's the matter? Scared? Need your big vampire brother to go down first. — Julie Kagawa