Finally 21 Funny Quotes & Sayings

Baseball is a public trust. Players turn over, owners turn over and certain commissioners turn over. But baseball goes on. — Peter Ueberroth

We didn't push it down people's throats ... One turned into three in a short period of time. I built the first one and ... one day someone walked in and said "You know, I really like the design on this. Who built that?" I said "I did." He goes "Well, would you be interested in building me one?" I went "Yeah, I'll do that." — Drew Waters

You are a unique person so get busy creating your unique position in this world. — Debasish Mridha

( ... )best of luck, avoid roasted cabbage, don't eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life! — Christopher Paolini

It is difficult to live with the pure. They do not condemn you; they forgive you. This forgiveness is more terrible than a judgment. — Anais Nin

The strategy we need to pursue is one of recovering our time - to push back on our hours of work. We need to form a new alliance between feminist groups, labor unions, child advocates, progressive corporations, and the federal government insofar as it's willing to pursue a family-friendly agenda. — Arlie Russell Hochschild

There's not a lot of other stuff I admire about his content, but there's something about Howard Stern and his perseverance in a very difficult industry. He does tickle me in certain ways with humor. — Ashleigh Banfield

Obstinacy is the sister of constancy, at least in vigor and stability. — Michel De Montaigne

If you are far from the enemy, make him believe you are near. — Sun Tzu

Fathers are the future's keepers, as it was in the beginning when the only begotten Son became Father to Man and the Great Circle of Father to Son; Son to Father began. — Psyche Roxas-Mendoza

If you do not step forward you will always remain where you are. — Nora Roberts

I don't like to get angry. It doesn't make me feel good. It is very human, but it's also a loss of control, and I like to have that kind of control. — Steve Carell

Cruelties should be committed all at once. — Niccolo Machiavelli

David Nugent tore up the Championship but he's gone to Portsmouth and he's a fish up a tree — Paul Merson

We must endure Adversity Bravely and cheerfully. — Sri Chinmoy