Feemster Clan Quotes & Sayings

Burglars are getting very clever these days. Last night, my wife woke me up, "Darling! Darling! There's a burglar downstairs!!" So I go down, check every room and don't find anyone. Then I realized I don't have a wife and when I went back upstairs my bed and TV were gone. — Steve Evans

When there aren't enough hats to go around the problem isn't solved by lopping off some heads. — G.K. Chesterton

Do you want to tear your life apart and get rid of everything you've known as a lifestyle? Like seeing your family? Being with your friends? A fishing trip? A hunting trip? A night's sleep? — Walter F. Mondale

I can't explain why one wants to pass a particular sort of pain onto other people, but you do. — Alexis Korner

I'll go live in the woods," said Malone.
"You'll be lonely," said Sutherland. "Even Thoreau went to town in the afternoon to gossip. — Andrew Holleran

The very idea of supernatural magic - including miracles - is incoherent, devoid of sensible meaning. — Richard Dawkins

The populations of wealthy democratic societies expect to have total choice over their satellite TV packages, yet think it perfectly normal to allow the state to make all the choices in respect of their health care. It's a curious inversion of citizenship to demand control over peripheral leisure activities but to contract out the big life-changing stuff to the government. — Mark Steyn

Everything you do in war is a crime in peace — Helen McCloy

Like the darkness of night, difficult times don't last. — Debasish Mridha

Look at me
a big old black man under all of this makeup, and if I can look beautiful, so can you. — RuPaul

But just because something starts out sweet doesn't mean it won't push itself so far past anything you could call sweet anymore. And if it all starts like this, how do you see what's coming? — Courtney Summers

Cleopatra had one great advantage. She lived at a time when female sovereigns were not anomalies. And when women enjoyed rights they would not again enjoy for another 2,000 years. You could call them early feminists, if I may use a dirty word. — Stacy Schiff

I was in Britain that year [1963] and some music publishing people in Denmark Street in London suggested me to the BBC. So I found myself in front of a British television show, which was a nice surprise. — Gordon Lightfoot