Feb 14 Funny Quotes & Sayings

The Psalmists in telling everyone to praise God are doing what all men do when they speak of what they care about. — C.S. Lewis

Those He predestined, He also called; and those He called, He also justified; and those He justified, He also glorified. Romans 8:30 — Beth Moore

Do not create opportunities for beasts and evils to take charge of your life. — Sean F. Hogan

If I train well and stay focused, I'm confident I can deliver when the time comes. — Ashley Wagner

Men should not try to overstrain their goodness more than any other faculty, bodily or mental. — Samuel Butler

The study of typical plans is something that the leading grandmasters devote a great deal of time to. I would say that the most far-seeing of them devote as much time to this as to the study of openings. — Alexander Kotov

Intolerance drunk is bad enough, but intolerance sober is quite insupportable. — Dorothy Dunnett

I would love to be remembered as one of the greatest Lears or Hamlets. — Roger Moore

Oh what fools we mortals are. — William Shakespeare

Natural selection saw to it that professional heroes who at a crucial moment tended to ask themselves questions like 'What is my purpose in life?' very quickly lacked both. — Terry Pratchett

My books are published by Hachette. My books have been blacklisted and blocked on Amazon on multiple occasions. — Charles Stross

I've always wanted to be the best in the world as a baseball player, so when I started to think about opening a business, it was with that mindset. — Curt Schilling

Whatever life after death is, being with Christ which is far better, being in Paradise like the thief, etc, the many rooms where we go immediately ... that is the temporary place. The ultimate life after life after death is the resurrection in God's new world. — N. T. Wright

It was my turn to let my eyes travel over his features. Take in his male beauty. Memorize it. Do it knowing that as crazy as it sounded, I'd never forget him. For reasons I didn't know and would never have the opportunity to understand, there would always be a part of me that would long for him. There would always be thoughts in the back of my mind plaguing me, haunting me, making me wonder, if he let me in, even just a little, how it could have been. I stopped thinking these thoughts when the pad of his thumb whispered across my lips. That was when the tears pricked my eyes. Because I knew that was when he was going to let me go. For always. — Kristen Ashley

The perpetration of a crime is accompanied by illness! — Fyodor Dostoyevsky