Father Sarducci Quotes & Sayings

I started a radio show where I interviewed comics.And I interviewed Leno and Seinfeld and John Candy and Father Guido Sarducci and Garry Shandling, all when I was 16.And they kind of told me what to do. — Judd Apatow

Laughing, Bracken threw his sword aside and extended a hand towards the wizard. "To me," he said ... The unicorn horn lept from the wizard's hand and streaked to Bracken, who caught it effortlessly. In his grasp the horn immediately transformed into a sword ... — Brandon Mull

[Steve Jobs] chafed at not being in control, and he sometimes hallucinated or became angry. Even when he was barely conscious, his strong personality came through. At one point the pulmonologist tried to put a mask over his face when he was deeply sedated. Jobs ripped it off and mumbled that he hated the design and refused to wear it. Though barely able to speak, he ordered them to bring five different options for the mask and he would pick a design he liked. — Walter Isaacson

I'm a free spirit, so if I am with someone it has to be a man who understands that, and not all men do. — Marisa Berenson

We use people and love things, when we should love people and use things — Ben Chavis

You have a part of me that no one, and I mean no one, has ever had before. — J.B. McGee

Some angels are like peacocks. Others are less flashy. Like city pigeons. It all depends on the wings. — Shelley Pearsall