Father Marquette Quotes & Sayings

Ye see, Rab, it's due to the way we feel about our arseholes. We now believe, as a species, if our soul is located anywhere in our bodies, it's up our arses. That's where it all goes. It makes sense. That's why we're obsessed with anal jokes, anal sex, anal hobbies...the arsehole - not the brain, not space - is the last frontier. That's what makes us revolutionaries. — Irvine Welsh

I believe that I have now experienced the lifetime maximum exposure to bottom spanking in fantasy novels. — James Nicoll

The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable. — Bette Midler

The Ospreys, these children, were my life. Without them, I had nothing. But with them ... With them, I would take back my kingdom. — Jodi Meadows

Truth is no man's slave - but lies - what magnificent servants they make ... — Phyllis Bottome