Farting Man Quotes & Sayings

Abraham," he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend."
"And I to see you dead. — Seth Grahame-Smith

If you feel uncomfortable about something, just because you're in the public eye, it doesn't mean it doesn't hurt when people say things. — Louise Nurding

The pursuit of natural knowledge, the investigation of the world - mental and material - in which we live, is not a dull and spiritless affair: rather is it a voyage of adventure of the human mind, a holiday for reckless and imaginative souls. — Archibald Hill

The consumption of food was a sacrament of success. A man who carried a great stomach before him was thought to be in his prime. Women went into hospitals to die of burst bladders, collapsed lungs, overtaxed hearts and meningitis of the spine. There was a heavy traffic to the spas and sulphur springs, where the purgative was valued as an inducement to the appetite. America was a great farting country. All this began to change when Taft moved into the White House. His accession to the one mythic office in the American imagination weighed everyone down. His great figure immediately expressed the apotheosis of that style of man. Thereafter fashion would go the other way and only poor people would be stout. — E.L. Doctorow

We would prefer all gain and no loss in life, yet that would gain us nothing more than great loss. — Craig D. Lounsbrough

Learn to recognize the counterfeit coins that may buy you just a moment of pleasure,
But then drag you for days like a broken man behind a farting camel. — Hafez

To learn what we fear is to learn who we are. — Shirley Jackson

The foundation laid in us before was a foundation of thoughts, traditions, and religion of men — Sunday Adelaja

Until woman as she is can drive this plastic spectre out of her own and her man's imagination she will continue to apologize and disguise herself, while accepting her male's pot-belly, wattles, bad breath, farting, stubble, baldness and other ugliness without complaint. — Germaine Greer

When love is lonely, its because you have not found the love of your love. Even though you are being love. — Janet Wilson

The only regrets I have are rather prosaic - like I wish I went for a swim in the Pacific. — Paul Allen

But I want you to see me. An expression of vulnerability washed over his face. Now you can see me. — Mia Sheridan