Farm Sayings And Quotes & Sayings

The odds of surviving are not good for serfs, or clerics, since they tended the sick, but miraculously I survive. Mr. Erikson rewards me with a laminated badge that reads, I SURVIVED THE BLACK PLAGUE.
Mom will be so proud. — Cynthia Hand

I learned long ago that no matter how much you loathe a past love, some small piece of you will always belong to them. — B.L. Berry

The Christian in me says it's wrong, but the corrections officer in me says, 'I love to make a grown man piss himself.' — Charles Graner

Every new invention has been a protest of genius against the masses. — Adolf Hitler

Control your anger, be calm. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Me, personally, I tell dude 137 how I'm adding an embossed slogan to my dildos. Cast in high-relief going around the base, it's going to say, "The Dick That Killed Cassie Wright ... " On the thickest part, so if you twist it the letters of the writing stimulate the clit. — Chuck Palahniuk

If I wasn't an actor and I watched my films, I could easily be like 'This guy's a clown,' you know? — Seann William Scott

Live every day like it's our last day on Earth together," she said, beginning their new motto as she jumped out the window.
"For forever if we can get away with it," Lucas finished, joyfully following her. — Josephine Angelini

You never want to be in a position where you can't make payroll. — Brian Acton

Standard - no. I hate standards. — Anonymous