Fantozzi Quotes & Sayings

I'm a riddle in nine syllables,
An elephant, a ponderous house,
A melon strolling on two tendrils.
O red fruit, ivory, fine timbers!
This loaf's big with its yeasty rising.
Money's new-minted in this fat purse.
I'm a means, a stage, a cow in calf.
I've eaten a bag of green apples,
Boarded the train there's no getting off. — Sylvia Plath

It's no wonder people lack romance in their lives, love belongs to those who are willing to go to extremes for it. — Tom Robbins

With the faculty for severe logic sedulously cultivated by elderly women during long evenings of gossip till they can always find an hypothesis to fit all circumstances, — Honore De Balzac

Children are the best living audience in the world because they are so thoroughly honest. — Maurice Sendak

It is not your love that sustains the marriage,
but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Absolute size by itself is no indicator of success and achievement, let alone of managerial competence. Being the right size is. — Peter Drucker

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. — Christopher Morley

One story that circulated about (U.S. Minister to Russia Charles S.) Todd concerned his conversation with a lady-in-waiting at an Imperial reception in the Winter Palace. In his bad French with a Kentucky accent, he mispronounced the word for year, so that an explanation of his travels came out: "I was an ass in Paris, part of an ass in London, almost an ass in Germany, and I am two asses here." To which the lady reportedly responded, "And you will be an ass wherever you go. — Norman E. Saul

CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded. — Jay Leno

People who seek answers are often not looking for truth. — Jonathan Renshaw

Our philosophy about activity and our attitude about hard work will affect the quality of our lives. What we decide about the rightful ratio of labor to rest will establish a certain work ethic. That work ethic - our attitude about the amount of labor we are willing to commit to future fortune - will determine how substantial or how meager that fortune turns out to be. — Jim Rohn

Holy Spirit, in the absence of fire, clouds, and burning bushes, I sometimes struggle to see You. Please make Your presence known to me tonight. — Baker Publishing Group

Then, by your definition... I'm in love with you. — Angela N. Blount