Famous Short Golf Quotes & Sayings

Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out. — Teri Garr

Quiet down," said Falin. "Didn't you say something about an ambush and a murderer?"
"Crap, yes," said Marcus, and pulled Kira down behind the escalator. "Also: murderess. Don't be sexist, women can murder people too. — Dan Wells

You know it's a small world when you bump into friends you haven't seen since grade school on the, It's A Small World Ride, at Disney World. — Kilburn Hall

I have grown into a Bestsellasaurus Rex - a big, stumbling book-beast that is loved when it shits money and hated when it tramples houses ... I started out as a storyteller; along the way I became an economic force. — Stephen King

I go to the healthier foods that are less chemically treated. I am drinking lots of water to get rid of the toxins in my body. It's a natural flushing. Water flushes your system and is also very good for your skin. — Aretha Franklin

The love and laughter are what you need most in your life. They'll fill out all the potholes in the road. — Maria Shriver

In a single moment, we witnessed the worst of human behavior. And in the next, the very best of human behavior. And even more, we witnessed the tremendous spirit of Americans. — Jane D. Hull

Peace of mind comes with taking people as they are and emphasising the positive. — A.S.A Harrison

When you're home, I don't listen to my own music at home. — Celine Dion

This is delicious," she said, when she finally recovered enough to speak.
Jack was watching her in a curious manner. "You could have 'em every morning if you want. — Kady Cross

Maybe I should add some graffiti to spice it up. For a good time call the Consort. Beast Lord eats your food and turns into a lion in his sleep. Mahon has hemorrhoids. Boudas do it better. Warning, paranoid attack jaguar on the prowl ... — Ilona Andrews

... you'll be spared an awful lot of trouble if you die young. — L.M. Montgomery

I never had a Christmass at home for about 10 years. — Jim Sullivan