Famous Funny Atheist Quotes & Sayings

THEOLOGY IS THE study of God and his ways. For all we know, dung beetles may study man and his ways and call it humanology. If so, we would probably be more touched and amused than irritated. One hopes that God feels likewise. — Frederick Buechner

We live in an age lit by lightnin'; after the flash, we're blind again. — T Bone Burnett

Why is it that happiness can disappear in an instant but sadness stays around forever? — Marsha Qualey

Some people, when they have a holiday, just want to go to salt coats, twenty-five miles along the coast from Glasgow. Some people don't even want to that. They are happy to stay at home or watch the birds and the ducks float by in the park. And some want to go to the moon. It's all about people's AMBITIONS. — Alex Ferguson

The next day commenced as before, getting up and dressing by rushlight; but this morning we were obliged to dispense with the ceremony of washing; the water in the pitchers was frozen. A change had taken place in the weather the preceding evening, and a keen north-east wind, whistling through the crevices of our bedroom windows all night long, had made us shiver in our beds, and turned the contents of the ewers to ice. — Charlotte Bronte

He tells not a half truth, but a truth and a half — Nicholas Shakespeare

The present moment is the combination of future and past ... so let's live and sometimes, sometimes let's just forget about the rest! — Haidji

The British public like a Briton with personality, someone who comes out on court and isn't dour and down on themselves. — Jo Durie