Famous Contemplative Quotes & Sayings

I read the Bible when I was 12 while studying for my bar mitzvah. I was also reading a lot of Dilbert comics at the time, and I guess the two kind of got fused in my mind. I've always imagined God as an irrational, distractible boss. It's my best explanation for our planet. — Simon Rich

There is wisdom in madness, and strong probability of truth in all accusations, for people are complete, and everybody is capable of everything. — Joseph Heller

I want you. I want that, what they had today. I want it all, and I want it with you. I want you, want you to be my wife. I've got a ring, I'll give it to you right now if you'll say yes. — Alice Clayton

I ain't never been nothin but a winner. — Bear Bryant

Being called Mr. with respect is better than being called as Dr. with bitterness. — Sarvesh Jain