Famous 30 Rock Quotes & Sayings

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. — Joseph Joubert

I should write for the mere yearning and fondness I have for the beautiful, even if my night's labors should be burnt every morning and no eye shine upon them. — John Keats

I stuck my tongue out at her because I'm not all that mature and I still enjoy doing the things that cracked me up when I was ten. — Elle Casey

We have to know the truth about the past to discover out future. — Patti Callahan Henry

Is that what you are doing? Enduring? Surely an engaged woman should be happier." His light eyes raked her. "A heart divided against itself cannot stand, as they say. You love them both, and it tears you apart. — Cassandra Clare

Right now I don't call it the menopause, I call it men-on-pause. — Marie Osmond

The current (educational) structure, which seeks low-cost uniformity that meets minimum standards, is killing our economy, our culture, and us. — Seth Godin

God help me, I'm just not that bright. — Homer

How soon do you think it is? Time will tell me. When it's autumn, the leaves fall. When the time comes, I'll know it.
[Responding to a question about when he will start throwing his slider in his attempt to comeback from a career-ending stroke.] — J.R. Richard

Risk, to some, is a bad thing, because risk brings with it the possibility of failure. It might be only a temporary failure, but that doesn't matter so much if the very thought of it shuts you down. So, for some, risk comes to equal failure (take enough risks and sooner or later, you will fail). Risk is avoided because we've been trained to avoid failure. — Seth Godin

The only achievement I am really proud of is the friends I have made in this community. — Gary Cooper

Your face, not like LA where they're situated in no — Faye Kellerman

Use the apple test
If you're not hungry enough to eat an apple, you're not hungry. — Michael Pollan