Family Guy Scattergories Quotes & Sayings

I was beautiful, or so my father told me. My oval mirror showed me a face with nothing written on it. I had suitors aplenty but wanted none of them: their doggish devotion seemed too easily won. I had an appetite for magic, even then. I wanted something improbably and perfect as a red rose just opening. — Emma Donoghue

You should approach each book
you should approach life
with the real possibility that you might get a metaphorical boner at any point. — Sherman Alexie

Does our culture have a need for violence? I don't know. I guess it's a personal thing. — Lena Headey

The creation by word-power of something out of nothing
what is that but magic? And, may I add, what is that but literature? — Aldous Huxley

Well, there isn't any one profile of a survivor, but there are profiles. Depending on the disaster you have certain advantages and disadvantages just based on who you are. Women are more likely to survive hurricanes. In hurricanes the deaths come from floods and people driving through high water. That's much more likely to be a man who dies that way. — Amanda Ripley

Beware a calm surface - you never know what lies beneath. — Paula Hawkins

The thinking was that so long as the British kept our basic documents in their hands and so long as they kept the formal right to change them, changes in our system would be careful and deliberate. — Stockwell Day

Becoming active is the key remedy for depression. — Pat Robertson

Laughing at what you didn't have and never would was better than letting it depress you, — Eric Van Lustbader

The stroke had cost him the use of half his body, but it had freed him of all those artificial roles society expected him to play out. — Grant Jerkins

The judge took one look at it and threw it out. He said the honey trap was "deceptive conduct of the grossest kind"; the idea of "a psychological profile being admissible as proof of identity in any circumstances [was] redolent with considerable danger." And — Jon Ronson

Language is a piss poor attempt at telepathy is what it is. We try to put our thoughts into each other's heads through language ... But half the intended meaning gets lost in the transmission, and the other half is filtered through existing assumptions. Everything is a half truth!
That's the whole problem! You can't understand me through the smog of your presumptions and prejudices. Multiply that six billion times and you'll begin to understand the desperation of our global situation — Tony Vigorito

I'm sick to death of the way the Big Two treat people. — Greg Rucka

I can never do better than Fawlty Towers whatever I do. Now I very much want to teach young talent some rules of the game. — John Cleese

I have been told my eating habits are absolutely bizarre. But I don't think so. — Marilyn Monroe