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Family Gathering Funny Quotes By C.S. Lewis

The pretence leads up to the real thing. When you are not feeling particularly friendly but know you ought to be, the best thing you can do, very often, is put on a friendly manner and behave as if you were a nicer person than you actually are. And in a few minutes, as we have all noticed, you will be really feeling friendlier than you were. Very often the only way to get a quality in reality is to start behaving as if you had it already. — C.S. Lewis

Family Gathering Funny Quotes By Philip Larkin

Men whose first coronary is coming like Christmas; who drift, loaded helplessly with commitments and obligations and necessary observances, into the darkening avenues of age and incapacity, deserted by everything that once made life sweet. These I have tried to remind of the excitement of jazz and tell where it may still be found. — Philip Larkin

Family Gathering Funny Quotes By Bobby Flay

One of the things that happens in my house on the holidays is after dessert, we sit down to a very ambitious men-versus-women game of Trivial Pursuit. It's brutal. And there's a trophy. — Bobby Flay

Family Gathering Funny Quotes By Amit Chaudhuri

On the big bed, Mamima and Sandeep's mother began to dream, sprawled in vivid crab-like postures. His aunt lay on her stomach, her arms bent as if she were swimming to the edge of a lake; his mother lay on her back, her feet (one of which had a scar on it) arranged in the joyous pose of a dancer. — Amit Chaudhuri

Family Gathering Funny Quotes By Maajid Nawaz

I am everything I am today, because of my past. — Maajid Nawaz

Family Gathering Funny Quotes By Colm Toibin

Eilis replied to say that it was not just Mrs Kehoe, who was not in any way extravagant, it was everyone in America, they all kept their heating on all night. As — Colm Toibin

Family Gathering Funny Quotes By Debasish Mridha

Persistence creates genius; without persistence, there is no winner. — Debasish Mridha

Family Gathering Funny Quotes By Anthony Robbins

No matter how well they've done or how well they've continued to do, they never lose their hunger - the force that unleashes human genius. Most people would think, "If I had all this money, I would just stop. Why keep working?" Because each believes, somewhere in his or her soul, that "to whom much is given, much is expected." Their labor is their love. — Anthony Robbins

Family Gathering Funny Quotes By Socrates

Awareness of ignorance is the beginning of wisdom. — Socrates

Family Gathering Funny Quotes By Helen Keller

The bulk of the world's knowledge is an imaginary construction. History is but a mode of imagining, of making us see civilizations that no longer appear upon the earth. Some of the most significant discoveries in modern science owe their origin to the imagination of men who had neither accurate knowledge nor exact instruments to demonstrate their beliefs. If astronomy had not kept always in advance of the telescope, no one would ever have thought a telescope worth making. What great invention has not existed in the inventor's mind long before he gave it tangible shape? — Helen Keller

Family Gathering Funny Quotes By Mel Watt

I'm always happy to have the President visit North Carolina. Unfortunately, the citizens of North Carolina who could be most adversely affected by the President's plan have not been invited to the discussion. — Mel Watt

Family Gathering Funny Quotes By Mike Shannon

There's a woman protecting herself from the sun with a carousel. — Mike Shannon

Family Gathering Funny Quotes By Harriet Beecher Stowe

never give up, for that is just the time and place that the tide will turn — Harriet Beecher Stowe