Falstaff Fat Quotes & Sayings

I succeed in almost everything I do. My secret is persistence. — Debasish Mridha

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does. — Ann Coulter

We felt tired to our bones but anointed by life in a durable, companionable way, for at least the present moment. We the living take every step in tandem with death, naught but the sap that feeds the tree of heaven, whether we can see that or not. We bear it by the grace of friendship, good mels, and if we need them, talking turkey heads. — Barbara Kingsolver

I don't mind women who want to act. That's fine. It's odd that men want to act, in that there's still a degree of vanity associated with it. — Shane Black

Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It's a hell of a mix. If you're ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think. — Kevin Garnett

I did I Love My Wife on Broadway in 1978, and then went into television land. Now things are starting to come together in the way I thought they might when I was a kid. — Tom Wopat

First he wrought, and afterward he taught. — Geoffrey Chaucer

Sometimes God dillies and dallies,' Steve said, 'and sometimes he just points at you and tells you to hang up your jock. — Stephen King

Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course — Larry David

The fact is that roughly two-thirds of all fiction purchases are made because the consumer is already familiar with the author. — Donald Maass

Sometimes the smartest decision is the last one you want to make. — Joe Hart

The heart can think of no devotion
Greater than being shore to the ocean-
Holding the curve of one position,
Counting an endless repetition. — Robert Frost

And it will fall out as in a complication of diseases, that by applying a remedy to one sore, you will provoke another; and that which removes the one ill symptom produces others. — Thomas More

Do you understand, sir, do you understand what it means when you have absolutely nowhere to turn? — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

A lie has forgiveness. A deceive doesn't. The difference is in lying to protect and deceiving to harm. — Eulalia Marques