Falsifying Synonym Quotes & Sayings

I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that I question how the human bladder can deal with the intake. — Roger Ebert

Children need love and discipline. They need mothers and fathers. A welfare check is not a husband. The state is not a father. — Rush Limbaugh

We as authors sign a pact with our readers; they'll go on reading because they trust us to play fair with them and deliver what we've promised. — Pamela Glass Kelly

Always think of what is useful and not what is beautiful. Beauty will come of its own accord. — Nikolai Gogol

Being on stage isn't so tough compared to the football pitch. — Eric Cantona

I never saw an instance of one or two disputants convincing the other by argument. — Thomas Jefferson

Do Dragons eat Mexican?" Hank wondered out loud.
"Dude, they eat people. Mexican is a vast improvement over people. — Robyn Peterman

I was a psych major in college and I actually owned two white lab rats. I had to train them and I took them home so that's just kind of missing for me. — Steven Yeun

A new study found that a mother's diet affects her baby's allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats. — Jimmy Fallon