Falasarna Quotes & Sayings

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. — Ellen DeGeneres

I was excited that my films would finally see the light of day and people would see them. But I never imagined that such nice things would be said about a lot of my films. — Jessica Chastain

I cannot fight everyone at once. I have to take one at a time. — Lennox Lewis

Comedy is not pretty. — Steve Martin

My favorite record shop was called Recommended Records, in South London near where I lived - they did all the original Faust reissues that came out in 1979, and they also did a lot of Sun Ra stuff. They were a great record shop. — Tim Gane

We change the world not by what we say or do, but as a consequence of what we have become. — David R. Hawkins

Many of our cares are but a morbid way of looking at our privileges — Walter Scott

I think romance is anything honest. As long as it's honest, it's so disarming. — Kristen Stewart

I had a gorgeous, half-naked woman straddling my lap, but apparently I wasn't supposed to do anything about it. — Eliza Lentzski

The claw, that's the beast that enters your flesh; the sucker, that's you yourself who enters into the beast. ( ... ) Beyond the terror of being eaten alive is the ineffability of being drunk alive. — Victor Hugo

When you vote, you play Russian Roulette with a magazine fed pistol. — Tom Wallace