Fajersztajns Test Quotes & Sayings

So ... " Jack clears his throat. "We ... "
Is Jack Coombs at a loss for words? I guess we don't have to worry about the performance since the world is clearly going to end. — Elizabeth Eulberg

What's the point of being a magician if you can't wave your wand and make the people you care about feel better? — Rick Riordan

John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen have had it ever since! — Bertrand Russell

Choices are powerful things. In fact, they're more powerful than most things. — Amy Neftzger

They mouth love's language. Gnash
The thirteen teeth
Your lean jaws grin with. Lash
Your itch and quailing, nude greed of the flesh.
Love's breath in you is stale, worded or sung,
As sour as cat's breath,
Harsh of tongue. — James Joyce

I think "immoral" is probably the wrong word to use ... I prefer the word "unethical." — Ivan Boesky

Smartass Disciple: Master, if you are so good, can you drive a car with your eyes closed?
Master of Stupidity: Thou shall not break the rules of drive safely.
Thou shall not tempt the police as well. — Toba Beta

The heart's egoism sees itself suffering when it sees another suffering and so it learns sympathy, because it can put itself into another's place; then the heart comes a little way out of its egoism and tentatively encounters the world. But, before the prospect of its own suffering, the heart melts completely and retreats into egoism, again, to protect itself. — Angela Carter

Not dreams but night changes, not destiny but path changes, always keep your hopes alive, luck may or may not change, but time definitely chages. — Elmore Leonard