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Recalling what our lives were like before Jesus Christ entered them will help keep our daily problems in perspective. — Max Anders

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg. — Eamon Dunphy

The mind can only imagine anything, or remember what is past, while the body endures. — Baruch Spinoza

I feel as if I became a documentary film-maker only because I had writer's block for four decades. There's no other good reason. — Errol Morris

I believe fuel cells will finally end the 100-year reign of the internal combustion engine ... Fuel cells could be the predominant automotive power source in 25 years. — Bill Ford

What keeps you going isn't just some fine destination but the road you're on and the fact you know how to drive. — Barbara Kingsolver

Repel the thought, for if you don't, it becomes an idea. So repel the idea, for if you don't it will become a desire. So fight against that(desire), for if you don't, it will become a determination and a passion. And if you don't repel that, it will become an action. And if you don't replace it with its opposite, it will become a constant habit. So at that point, it will be difficult for you to change it. — Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya

Compared to their sense of smell, dogs seem to pay a lot less attention to their sense of taste. Apparently they believe that if something fits into their mouths, then it is food, no matter what it tastes like. — Stanley Coren

Time doth flit; oh shit. — Dorothy Parker

She'd never kissed anyone before, bust she knew instantly that she'd never kiss anyone else — Kelly Walker

The cure of even one solid cancer in adults, Farber knew, would singularly revolutionize oncology. It would provide the most concrete proof that this was a winnable war. — Siddhartha Mukherjee

I would hope to think my fans are full of attitude, are a bit vicious, and always fight for what they want. That's exactly what I'm going to give them. — Cher Lloyd

Those whose approval you seek most give you the least. — Maurice Chevalier