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Facebook Timeline Covers Funny Quotes By Max Anders

Recalling what our lives were like before Jesus Christ entered them will help keep our daily problems in perspective. — Max Anders

Facebook Timeline Covers Funny Quotes By Eamon Dunphy

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg. — Eamon Dunphy

Facebook Timeline Covers Funny Quotes By Baruch Spinoza

The mind can only imagine anything, or remember what is past, while the body endures. — Baruch Spinoza

Facebook Timeline Covers Funny Quotes By Errol Morris

I feel as if I became a documentary film-maker only because I had writer's block for four decades. There's no other good reason. — Errol Morris

Facebook Timeline Covers Funny Quotes By Bill Ford

I believe fuel cells will finally end the 100-year reign of the internal combustion engine ... Fuel cells could be the predominant automotive power source in 25 years. — Bill Ford

Facebook Timeline Covers Funny Quotes By Barbara Kingsolver

What keeps you going isn't just some fine destination but the road you're on and the fact you know how to drive. — Barbara Kingsolver

Facebook Timeline Covers Funny Quotes By Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya

Repel the thought, for if you don't, it becomes an idea. So repel the idea, for if you don't it will become a desire. So fight against that(desire), for if you don't, it will become a determination and a passion. And if you don't repel that, it will become an action. And if you don't replace it with its opposite, it will become a constant habit. So at that point, it will be difficult for you to change it. — Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya

Facebook Timeline Covers Funny Quotes By Stanley Coren

Compared to their sense of smell, dogs seem to pay a lot less attention to their sense of taste. Apparently they believe that if something fits into their mouths, then it is food, no matter what it tastes like. — Stanley Coren

Facebook Timeline Covers Funny Quotes By Dorothy Parker

Time doth flit; oh shit. — Dorothy Parker

Facebook Timeline Covers Funny Quotes By Kelly Walker

She'd never kissed anyone before, bust she knew instantly that she'd never kiss anyone else — Kelly Walker

Facebook Timeline Covers Funny Quotes By Siddhartha Mukherjee

The cure of even one solid cancer in adults, Farber knew, would singularly revolutionize oncology. It would provide the most concrete proof that this was a winnable war. — Siddhartha Mukherjee

Facebook Timeline Covers Funny Quotes By Cher Lloyd

I would hope to think my fans are full of attitude, are a bit vicious, and always fight for what they want. That's exactly what I'm going to give them. — Cher Lloyd

Facebook Timeline Covers Funny Quotes By Maurice Chevalier

Those whose approval you seek most give you the least. — Maurice Chevalier