Faassen Associates Quotes & Sayings

I always had this romantic notion of living in New York. I just felt like, everyone could be different and weird and whatever they are in New York. — Jim Gaffigan

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. — Erma Bombeck

My heart breaks for him; my heart hardens against him. — Victoria Aveyard

Stealing is OK as long as it's done well. — Richard Garriott

They used to teach us that evolution of intelligent beings wasn't possible," she said. "Societies protect their weaker members. Civilizations tend to make wheel chairs and spectacles and hearing aids as soon as they have the tools for them. When a society makes war, the men generally have to pass a fitness test before they're allowed, to risk their lives. I suppose it helps win the war." She smiled. "But it leaves precious little room for the survival of the fittest. — Larry Niven