Evil Dead 2013 Funny Quotes & Sayings

The bad moments always have a way of coming around again, way too soon. — Jennifer Niven

I wait on my fix:
I am a poetry junkie. — Charles Bukowski

But don't you think there some stories that are more alive than that? When you put certain books back on the shelf, don't you feel as if the people inside are going on with their lives after the story is over?" Lucy felt that way about most of the books she loved. — Kristin Kladstrup

It is what it is. But you have the power to turn it into an isn't so bad. — Karen Salmansohn

Give up smoking cold turkey. Start a diet in the next 5 min. Accept that job right away. Life can be beautiful without planning! — Rossana Condoleo

Three American presidents-Dwight D. Eisenhower, John F. Kennedy, and Lyndon B. Johnson-have asked the question: What do we get from aiding Pakistan? Five-Jimmy Carter, George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Barack Obama-have wondered aloud whether Pakistan's leaders can be trusted to keep their word. — Husain Haqqani

And, of course, afterwards
one always hears these things afterwards, so much better if one heard them before
we found out that dozens of empty brandy bottles were taken out of the house every week! — Agatha Christie

It was never physically dangerous except when I nearly fell off a horse, but it was physically arduous - especially when you were working late at night. — Derek Jacobi

He supposed any lick of self-consciousness had been flayed from her under the whips of Endovier. Even though he'd tattooed over the bulk of the scars on her back, their ridges remained. The nightmares, too - when she'd still startle awake and light a candle to drive away the blackness they'd shoved her into, the memory of the lightless pits they'd used for punishment. His Fireheart, shut in the dark. — Sarah J. Maas

That was just like a demon. Tempt mankind with their weaknesses, play them for fools, then condemn them and spread guilt like a plague... — K.L. Burrell

I know we have to hurry!" Klaus cried. "I'm moving these noodles as quickly as I can! — Lemony Snicket