Evan Esar 20 000 Quips & Quotes & Sayings

She was disgusted with herself...and the disgust permanently cured her of suicide. Her piddling life did not deserve dramatic remedies. — Harry Mathews

Maybe I'll post a consumer review. "Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10. — Andy Weir

All neurotics, and many others besides, take exception to the fact that 'inter urinas et faeces nascimur. — Sigmund Freud

We can see the light at the end of the tunnel. We just need to keep battling. We're a team that has stuck together through the good times and the bad times. Our reward is near. — Aaron Rowand

Note to self: Don't get on Veritas's bad side. She holds a grudge for centuries. — Jeaniene Frost

Super-Earths are how we call a family of planets ... up to two times larger and about ten times more massive than the Earth. — Dimitar Sasselov

It would be great to be able to pass on to someone all of the successes, the failures, and the knowledge that one has had. To help someone, avoid all the fire, pain and anxiety would be wonderful. — Sylvester Stallone

Photography, if there is photography, is already snapped, already shot, in the very interior of things and for all points of space. — Gilles Deleuze