Euphemisms For Crazy Quotes & Sayings

It's not routine that's the problem. I'm simply not happy. — Paulo Coelho

I wasn't an only child, but I was the youngest, and no one else in my family played music. — Angel Olsen

Whenever you go out to eat you gotta get the appetizer. 'Cause the appetizer's just an excuse for an extra meal. You're always like "Lets see, I will start with the 80 buffalo wings ... and do you have a low-cal blue cheese? 'Cause I don't wanna fill up too much." — Jim Gaffigan

Affluence, unless stimulated by a keen imagination, forms but the vaguest notion of the practical strain of poverty. — Edith Wharton

Dead fields under a November sky, scattered rose petals brown and turning up at the edges, empty pools scummed with algae, rot, decomposition, dust ... — Stephen King

You see, the past is what you make of it. You can use it to hurt yourself or others or you can use it to make yourself strong. — Michael Connelly

Inspiration builds self-esteem, it builds communities, and it builds lives. It creates paths where previous paths didn't exist. — Elaina Marie

This is your house, Reb. You are in the rafters, the floorboards, the walls, the lights. You are in every echo through every hallway. We hear you now. I hear you still. How can I - how can any of us - let you go? You are woven through us, from birth to death. — Mitch Albom

The power to change is already within you, ready to be discovered. Find new methods to deal with old routines. It is up to you to make the conscious choices that bring a better future. — Lynn C. Tolson

Hardly unaware of his image, Bradlee even cultivated it. He delighted in displaying his street savvy, telling a reporter to get his ass moving and talk to some real cops, not lieutenants and captains behind a desk; then rising to greet some visiting dignitary from Le Monde or L'Express in formal, flawless French, complete with a peck on each cheek.

-- Carl Bernstein, Bob Woodward — Carl Bernstein