Erns Quotes & Sayings

Always the facts must be twisted to fit the theory! — Agatha Christie

Kilgore Trout, incidentally, could never be President of the United States without a Constitutional amendment. He hadn't been born inside the country. His birthplace was Bermuda. His father, Leo Trout, while remaining an American citizen, worked there for many years for the Royal Ornithological Society - guarding the only nesting place in the world for Bermuda Erns. — Kurt Vonnegut

Giving up on our long-term goals for immediate gratification, my friends, is procrastination. — Dan Ariely

His lips are soft and warm and fit mine like the answer to an equation I didn't know I was trying to solve. — Kiersten White

Damn him. I could love. I had it all inside of me. If he knew so much about me, why couldn't he see that? If I didn't love him, how could it hurt so badly? — Tarryn Fisher

The very first step to becoming a follower of Jesus Christ is the humble admission that we need him. Nothing keeps us out of the kingdom of God more surely than our pride and self-sufficiency. — John R.W. Stott

And as a woman on television, I actually feel like you're more representative of women if you're - if you've got curves and if everything isn't super tight. — Jennifer Love Hewitt

The White House announced plans to begin normalizing relations with Cuba - this as we're awkwardizing relations with Russia. — Craig Ferguson

God moves the player, and he, the piece.
Which god behind God begets the plot
Of dust and time and dream and agonies. — Jorge Luis Borges