Epic Fail Compilation Quotes & Sayings

If I do not remember thee. Either our beds are soft, or our hearts hard, that can rest when the church is at unrest, that feel not our brethren's hard cords through our soft beds. - John Trapp. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Unknown meaning, I thought. That was me. — Julie Schumacher

It is not the big events that hurt the most but rather the smallest questionable shift in tone at the end of a spoken word that can plow most deeply into the heart. — Steve Martin

There's nothing better than not knowing what's going to happen until you put the pieces together. — Feist

I want to stand by the river in my finest dress. I want to sing, strong and hard, and stomp my feet with a hundred others so that the waters hum with our happiness. I want to dance for the renewal of the world. — Robin Wall Kimmerer

As I turned to leave the tent, she said, "Don't worry. Your own mother wouldn't know you."
I said, "She never has. — Dean Koontz

Suppose that time is not a quantity but a quality, like the luminescence of the night above the trees just when a rising moon has touched the treeline. Time exists, but it cannot be measured. — Alan Lightman

I feel like I have the greatest life an artist could dream of. — Tommy Shaw

Not that I am cheering for him or anything, but if he can't see how amazing you are, he's an idiot.
-Aspen — Kiera Cass

My eyes are up here, Declan."
"I'm aware," I reply lazily without looking up. — Kristen Proby

If you notice yourself viewing a potential partner as a "work in progress", that's a sign to find someone else. — Miya Yamanouchi

Anti-alcoholics are unfortunates in the grip of water, that terrible poison, so corrosive that out of all substances it has been chosen for washing and scouring, and a drop of water added to a clear liquid like Absinthe, muddles it. — Alfred Jarry