Enjoy The Rainbows Quotes & Sayings

In Vegas, you have an audience you can't find anywhere else. It's from all over the country. You play Seattle, everyone's from Seattle. But in Vegas, you have six from Seattle, a bunch from L.A., some local Las Vegans and maybe a farmer from Iowa. In Vegas, you learn the ins and outs of holding a room because of that great spectrum of folks. — Lewis Black

Minimize your therbligs until it becomes automatic; this doubles your effective lifetime - and thereby gives time to enjoy butterflies and kittens and rainbows. — Robert A. Heinlein

True, there are photographers who are failed artists, but so are most artists. — Bill Jay

When you're dying, the unicorn up in heaven gets a note from an angel telling her there's a person who's going to need a ride up soon. The unicorn finds out what the person likes. Favorite foods and books, colors and activities, pets and games. She gets a room ready for him, or her, near people who she knows they'll enjoy being with, maybe other friends and family who have died before.
When the unicorn is done, she jumps off of heaven's perch, flies through the blue sky, around the clouds, over any rainbows, and down to the person. She's invisible to everyone. She patiently waits. When the person dies, she gathers them up on her back, using her hooves and horn. All of a sudden, they sit up straight and smile, they laugh, because they're on top of a unicorn and alive again. They hold on tight to her golden reins and the unicorn takes them to their new home, where they're happy. — Cathy Lamb

Let us dance in the rain to enjoy the rainbows and to get lost in the beauty of nature. — Debasish Mridha

The first law of computer science: Every problem is solved by yet another indirection. — Bjarne Stroustrup

I guess it's like trying to put through the flat tax, which is probably my favorite one of all ... if we did pass it, all of a sudden, what do you have? You have the whole tax system run by a little old lady on a home computer, doing the work of all these thousands of bureaucrats and accountants. Passing that would be amazing, wouldn't it? — Clint Eastwood

I realized that improvisers should probably always have time off. But musicians are always gigging and never have a chance to stop for a minute - unless something drastic occurs. — Keith Jarrett

I learned that buying expensive furniture with toddlers around is pointless. — Nicole Polizzi

I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in the back room or whatever, have a couple of beers and try to explain. But they need to understand that I enforce the laws. I want to listen to them and hear their problems. I want them to tell me what their problems are. — Joe Arpaio

A healthy nature needs no God or immortality — Friedrich Schiller

But a tedious way to a grievous end(745); — Richard Baxter

So long as I'm the president, my measure of success is victory
and success. — George W. Bush

A priest goes to Heaven or a priest goes to Hell with a thousand people behind. — John Vianney

Curse you Kakarrot! — Akira Toriyama

Elinor Lipman tweets like a nightingale with an eagle eye. — Cathleen Schine