Elson Quotes & Sayings

Never mess with a girl wearing spiked heels. — Nicki Elson

In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today? — Nicki Elson

I'm surrounded by freaks. Am I weirder than the rest of them? Ultimately I've learned to pride myself on being quirky. — Karen Elson

There was this moment, particularly after I had my first child, where I felt like, 'I don't know if I'll ever make a record, or if this is always going to be something just floating around in my head.' — Karen Elson

Research on the Internet, research what people say about the vintage stores, look online to see if customer service is good because that's really important. Also to see online what other customers say. — Karen Elson

Yet in this big world, even the smallest sliver of a human had purpose. — Nicki Elson

I feel like somehow I'm living my life mentally in reverse. It's taken me to my 30s to feel relaxed and comfortable in my skin. I think I'm going to be dancing on tables when I'm 50. I really hope I am. — Karen Elson

I just love vintage. I have far too many vintage dresses. — Karen Elson

No amount of wavy blond hair nor evenings spent with her plump lips applying just the right amount of pressure to his various pleasure points could make up for the rotting carcass of a soul that resided beneath all that beauty. — Nicki Elson

What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop. — Nicki Elson

In truth, Liesel was a prisoner too, just held by different kinds of bonds. — Nicki Elson

Snouck could speak of the region of Aceh, on the nnorthern tip of Sumatra, as 'that country ... that old pirate-state', and the American traveller Eliza Scidmore of ' the brave, liberty-loving Achinese'. Within a decade Aceh, however unwillyngly, was finally subjugated, its focus recalibrated from the Malay world and the Indian Ocean to Java, and its future rendered unmistakably as part of the Netherlands Indies — R.E. Elson

I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you. — Nicki Elson

If you're going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my hand so I can throw it in your face! — Nicki Elson

Given his personality, I'd say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime. — Nicki Elson

One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus — Nicki Elson

Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality? — Nicki Elson

Well, a lot's happened since I last showered. — Nicki Elson

She didn't dare expose her heart the way she'd exposed her body. — Nicki Elson

Obviously there are going to be a lot of skeptics. I only hope I can prove them wrong and give the idea of model-slash-anything a genuine chance. — Karen Elson

She'd treasured every minute, but being with him was beginning to inspire more conflict within her than serenity. — Nicki Elson

Me? I go wherever the wind blows ... and wherever the whiskey shots are half price. — Nicki Elson

Even though I have lived in the States since I was 18, in my head I am still very British, and I do have this romance for towns in Middle America that nobody gets to see. — Karen Elson

I am obsessed with the Great Depression and with former showgirls - and the Victorians - the idea of wistful, dark romance. — Karen Elson

At some hotels, I feel like I have to be dressed to the nines - perfectly eccentric - to walk out the door. — Karen Elson

One girl came up to me - I remember it so vividly - she said, "You're not fit to model socks." It crushed me. But at the same time, it made me unbelievably determined to prove everybody wrong and prove to myself that I could live an incredible life. — Karen Elson

I know every guy here, and they're all pretty much jerks. — Nicki Elson

It's time to give back; you know, I've lived in this beautiful world of fashion for so long, and it's time to really get my hands dirty and get in the trenches and see the world for what it really is. — Karen Elson

Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life? — Nicki Elson

It's just this huge sense of relief I have with myself right now ... It took me to be 31 to go, 'Wow, I'm really happy being a model.' — Karen Elson

The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it. — Nicki Elson

I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus. — Nicki Elson

Free drinks have no carbs. — Nicki Elson

Just because he's a guy doesn't mean he and I can't be just friends." "And just because you don't have to insert batteries into him doesn't mean you can't be more. — Nicki Elson

I've been in a New York City-based cabaret for the past seven years called The Citizens Band. It's possibly one of the most brilliant things I've ever been involved with. — Karen Elson

I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins. — Nicki Elson

I'm not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car. — Nicki Elson

It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her. — Nicki Elson

I was always the weirdo at school. When I became a model [at 16], I didn't tell anybody. I was terrified that the kids would rip me to pieces. — Karen Elson

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. — Nicki Elson

Without clean water, we cannot experience optimum health, but by practically every public health standard issued during the past 50 years, humans have not experienced optimum health. One of the reasons for this fact is simple: the Earth's water is in crisis. — Elson M. Haas

He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he'd dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he'd seen her. — Nicki Elson

I love Jen Meyer - she's a dear friend, and Tabitha Simmons as well. — Karen Elson

I don't want my children to ever think that food is taboo. — Karen Elson

I constantly have a devil on my shoulder telling me that what I'm doing is really horrible, and then somehow the lightning strike happens, and everything comes together. — Karen Elson

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I suggest you icksnay on the artalecsmay. — Nicki Elson

The interesting thing with fashion is that it's really a massive daydream. — Karen Elson

He'd only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he'd missed her all day long. — Nicki Elson

How do you possibly manage to turn talk of an angel into something perverted? — Nicki Elson

Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society. — Nicki Elson

I feel Dress for Success is basically about empowering women who were in a disadvantaged situation. The act of wearing a suit when she's walking in the door, it's so powerful - it's about gaining control of their lives and situations. — Karen Elson

She'd never before seen moobs quite so active and bouncy. — Nicki Elson

If I wasn't a model, I would never have been around interesting musicians, even had the financial capabilities to say, 'I don't have to work right now. I can sit and make my record.' — Karen Elson

I knew I had more in me than just standing up and having my picture taken ... Being in the studio, I have to have an opinion. — Karen Elson

I was afraid of being judged too harshly. But I'd let those fears overwhelm me for far too long. — Karen Elson

That's all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights? — Nicki Elson

I've been writing songs since I was at least 20. That's what I wanted to do before I became a model. — Karen Elson

At school I got harassed so badly for being too tall, too thin, too pale - too everything that has gotten me where I am now, which is quite ironic. — Karen Elson

I tend to sort of over-accessorize, but to feel empowered, I strip it all down and become minimal so that it's almost counterintuitive. — Karen Elson

You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don't go nutty on me. — Nicki Elson

He's so outta my league, we're not even playing the same sport ... He's professional soccer in Europe and I'm intramural badminton in the States. — Nicki Elson

I am a woman. I go on set, and I'll be who I am, and I'll represent who I am. I think it comes with age. — Karen Elson

Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn't even close to healthy. — Nicki Elson

The candle's flame washed her in a sensual bath of pulsating light, and Hans became entranced by the soft glow upon her skin. — Nicki Elson

Son of a Merryweather, he's a lot stronger than he looks. — Nicki Elson

It's like a meatloaf. — Nicki Elson

She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she'd like to make that noise again ... with him. — Nicki Elson

I would go home and be this insular girl who listened to music and brooded in her bedroom. — Karen Elson

I was always the weirdo at school. — Karen Elson

Trends come and go, and style evolves. It's important to have pieces of jewelry that are timeless and look chic despite ever-changing fashions. — Karen Elson

The topic of women's participation in the French Revolution has generally received little attention from historians, who have displayed a tendency to minimize the role of women in the major events of those years, or else to ignore it altogether. In the nineteenth century those who did attempt to deal with the topic chose to approach it with an emphasis on individual women who had for some reason attained a degree of notoriety. — Shirley Elson-Roessler

C'mon good girl, be bad. — Nicki Elson

The word 'Indonesia' was first manufactured in 1850 in the form 'Indu-nesians' by the English traveler and social observer George Samuel Windsor Earl. He was searching for an ethnographic term to describe 'that branch of the Polynesian race inhabiting the Indian Archipelago', or 'the brown races of the Indian Archipelago'. — R.E. Elson

I'm glad she's so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord. — Nicki Elson

If a model is going to make some shoes, she's going to make them comfortable. — Karen Elson

Oh. It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning - none of which merely meant oh. — Nicki Elson

I find it quite hard for me to pull off. It's so nice to have a tan and look healthy and glowing. I'd quite like to look like Karen Elson - she looks good pale. I feel like I look a bit washed out. — Lara Stone

Think about your menu, and if you're not a skilled chef - which I'm not - follow a recipe. You can't go wrong if you don't cut the fine print. — Karen Elson

I think Jennifer Lawrence is a brilliant role model for young girls, not some of the models that I see on the runway. — Karen Elson

Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories. — Nicki Elson

I like those stories that capture the brutality of life, but there's still some kind of melancholy romance. — Karen Elson

As a model, I am at the mercy of everybody else. It's much more of a situation where I go to work, put the clothes on, get in front of the camera, and then go home. But in that process, I never really have control over any of it. — Karen Elson

Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you? — Nicki Elson

In the history of risk taking, had there ever been a better reason to take a chance than genuine, heart-pounding, scary-ass love? — Nicki Elson

I'm a fan of creating the mood and vibe with flowers, candles, and music. I love making my guests feel like it's not formal and they can relax in my home. — Karen Elson

In you, she saw hope.""You mean she saw his next meal. — Nicki Elson

You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor. — Nicki Elson

I was always singing as a kid. That's honestly all I've ever wanted to do. — Karen Elson

I'm dedicating my time to going on tour and basically juggling music, modeling, and being a mother. Being a mother is obviously the most important. — Karen Elson

My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best? — Nicki Elson

I had a diary full of lyrics and whatnot and a little voice recorder of guitar riffs. — Karen Elson

You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world? — Nicki Elson

What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won't quit? Think about the primary function of an ass - I'd think that's the sort of thing you might want to quit. — Nicki Elson

Ultimately, I've learned to pride myself on being quirky. I very much adore people who are outcasts, and I've always loved to be around interesting, circus-type people. — Karen Elson

It's complicated. He's not ... ' Human? 'He's playing hard to get. — Nicki Elson

As scary as it is, I like making real, direct eye contact with people from the stage. In a sense, it's like modeling: that feeling of locking in and projecting some kind of emotion to try to captivate people. — Karen Elson

Being a model, you're always the product of somebody else's vision. — Karen Elson

I have observed that, generally speaking, network sports announcers did not tend to live to a ripe old age. On the other hand, I had noticed that baseball announcers seemed to go right on forever. Bob Elson has been calling balls and strikes since the beginning of time. Harry Caray must have started with Abner Doubleday, and was still going strong. — Lindsey Nelson

You don't just wake up one morning and decide to become a singer-songwriter. — Karen Elson