Elsen Off Quotes & Sayings

Socially prominent people are very fond of disease, because it gives them a chance to have these really elaborate charity functions, and the newspaper headlines say 'EVENING IN PARIS BALL RAISES MONEY TO FIGHT GOUT' instead of 'RICH PEOPLE AMUSE THEMSELVES'. — Dave Barry

An effort disbursed to become like a god takes us closer towards finding him. — Deepak Vidyarthi

I'm not entirely sure there is a formula for this,' I say. But I wish there were. I would have followed it, plugging in all my data for x and all of Ethan's for y. And I would have worked out the results before involving my emotions, and I wouldn't feel as I feel now
like I've been dumped for real by an imaginary guy. — Erin McCahan

Maybe we should come back after we call the hazmat team." "Great idea," I yelled back. "They can spray you both down for your crotch rot while they're at it. — Karina Halle

Fortunately, where reason failed, blind panic served well enough. — N.K. Jemisin

I had the feeling I'd just found something I didn't even know I'd lost. We hovered above the moment like two rain clouds, until I said: Don't swear off all fruit just because you ate one bad apple. — Tiffanie DeBartolo

Death is inevitable, but Life - that's the tricky bit where things happen. — Simon Travaglia

Oftentimes you'll see stuff that makes it into the mainstream that has been influenced by things that are clearly not from the mainstream. — Steve Buscemi

Do not act as if you had a thousand years to live. — Marcus Aurelius

Why is it that everyone loves to see the rich person get flushed down the toilet? Why is it people will spend four dollars to buy a magazine just so they can read about some Hollywood star's divorce? Or arrest? Or bad luck? I have no idea what Hollywood crimes have actually been told truthfully, but at least I have the brains to say I don't know. — Carol Plum-Ucci