Efundi Quotes & Sayings

A hot guy who fucks sluts in the nightclubs a companion for life does not make. — Penelope Fletcher

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's just soy juice. — Lewis Black

If you're aggressive in your dealings, that's how you'll be regarded in the world. You might smile and give generously, but if you frequently explode in anger, people never feel comfortable in your presence and you'll never have peace of mind. — Pema Chodron

The Gnani Purush [The enlightened one] always remains untouched in his worldly interactions. Everything will get resolved for us if we go to Him. He shows us what is 'correct' and what is 'incorrect'. — Dada Bhagwan

Finding someone to share your life with is one of the most important things a human can do and was preached to me by my mother. — Johnny Weir

The Lord takes care of his own, but church trustees still put lightning rods on the steeple. — Evan Esar

Viva Las Vegas with your neon flashin' and your one arm bandits crashin' all those hopes down the drain. Viva Las Vegas turnin' day into nighttime, turnin night into daytime. If you see it once, you'll never be the same again. — Elvis Presley

I am broadcaster's biggest cheerleader because I genuinely believe in it. Where else can you get 20 million people a week watching 'NCIS' or 'American Idol?' Where else can you get 120 million watching the Super Bowl? — Leslie Moonves

When I choose to dwell in the assurance of Whose I am and who I am in Him, I have a confident heart. — Renee Swope