Edwin W Edwards Quotes & Sayings

Up with skirts, down with pants!' — Edwin Edwards

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets. — Edwin Edwards

I hate spinach," the President of the United States blurted out. "Not the least bit sorry to see it happen." He spoke these candid words in a hush-hush, closed-door meeting with a "special advisor" from agribusiness giant, AgriNu. "Hate it." The President went on, "You know what else I hate? Peas. Despise peas ... and there's so many of them." Edwin Edwards (why do parents do that?), otherwise known as Mr. Ed, leaned back with a sly smile. "What if I told you there was a way to get rid of spinach? And peas? And, at the same time, break open this damned European block to our special genetically modified seeds, allowing us to finally take control of the world market?" The President settled back in his seat, indicating for him to go on. Despite not liking vegetables, the President liked a man with a big appetite. — Sharon Weil

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy. — Edwin Edwards

I never speak ill of dead people or live judges. — Edwin Edwards

Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas. — Edwin Edwards

I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen. — Edwin Edwards

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that. — Edwin Edwards

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy. — Edwin Edwards

He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. — Edwin Edwards

The only way I won't be re-elected is if I were found in bed with a dead girl or a live boy. — Edwin Edwards

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true. I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors. — Edwin Edwards