Ebby Quotes & Sayings

A man in his life may have many teachers, some most unexpected. The question lies with the man himself: Will he learn from them? — Louis L'Amour

Be the light for all the world to see or be the darkness that hides in the shadows. — Sheila Parker

There are some things I don't like, about which I think, well, that's me. But coriander is a giant hoax perpetrated by a perverted society. — Stephen Fry

Countless as the sands of the sea are human passions. — Nikolai Gogol

It taught me that it is easier to be an insider as an outsider than to be an outsider as an insider. If a white guy chooses to immerse himself in hip-hop culture and only hang out with black people, black people will say, "Cool, white guy. Do what you need to do." If a black guy chooses to button up his blackness to live among white people and play lots of golf, white people will say, "Fine. I like Brian. He's safe." But try being a black person who immerses himself in white culture while still living in the black community. Try being a white person who adopts the trappings of black culture while still living in the white community. — Trevor Noah

Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh. — Steven Wright

How many people are there left who are neither locked up nor standing guard at the gate? — J.M. Coetzee

Laughter means nothing unless there have been tears. — Jack Hyles

What does mysticism really mean? It means the way to attain knowledge. It's close to philosophy, except in philosophy you go horizontally while in mysticism you go vertically. — Elie Wiesel

This whole world was a processed petroleum product. — Lev Grossman

The plan was simple. Once on the Plain of Idavoll, we were going to follow the immortal strategy of Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh and "announce [our] presence with authority. — Kevin Hearne

I pray to God that I shall not live one hour after I have thought of using deception. — Elizabeth I

God doesn't make mistakes and has made each of us in his own image. God is simply love. There should be no fear in love. — Martin O'Malley