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Quotes & Sayings About Easter Funny

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Top Easter Funny Quotes

Easter Funny Quotes By Soren Kierkegaard

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. — Soren Kierkegaard

Easter Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman

Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket. — Henny Youngman

Easter Funny Quotes By Alyxandra Harvey

Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there. — Alyxandra Harvey

Easter Funny Quotes By David Sedaris

The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate. — David Sedaris

Easter Funny Quotes By Adam Ferrara

My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs. — Adam Ferrara

Easter Funny Quotes By Autumn Doughton

In my defense, the Easter Bunny is the weakest link in magical lore. I mean, you have to admit that the whole thing is ridiculous. A giant rodent who sneaks into people's homes at night to leave eggs filled with candy? How in the world is that symbolic of the Easter celebration? — Autumn Doughton

Easter Funny Quotes By DuBose Heyward

Cottontail knocked on the big front door and was admitted to the Palace. There she stood in her funny country clothes but none of the other four Easter Bunnies laughed, for they were wise and kind and knew better. — DuBose Heyward

Easter Funny Quotes By Wolfgang Gullich

There's no such thing as too much power! — Wolfgang Gullich