Eamon Dunphy Best Quotes & Sayings

That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC. — Eamon Dunphy

If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me. — Eamon Dunphy

He's one of the biggest whingers in world football ... he's a bloody eejit. — Eamon Dunphy

We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer. — Eamon Dunphy

You could go so wrong with a 'Planet of the Apes' reboot; you could make it melodramatic, you could make it campy, you could fall into so many traps with it. — Andy Serkis

Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer ... — Eamon Dunphy

Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat. — Eamon Dunphy

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg. — Eamon Dunphy

Originally, I had planned to study tourism and revolution, which seemed to me to name the two poles of modern consciousness--a willingness to accept, even venerate, things as they are on the one hand, a desire to transform things on the other. — Dean MacCannell

You make my vagina all melty,
wait no!
You make my belly all melty. My vaginas hot! — Lola Stark

I regret what happened. I saw no other possibility to achieve my goal. It was not hooliganism. — Mathias Rust

It's the spirit here that counts. The time may be long, the vehicle may be strange or unexpected. But if the dream is held close to the heart, and imagination is applied to what there is close at hand, everything is still possible. — Robert Fulghum

Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0. — Eamon Dunphy

I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer. — Eamon Dunphy

They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on — Eamon Dunphy

These experiences were not lodged in Maxon's memory. They were not allowed to stay there. — Lydia Netzer

Eternal One: I am in control - calm and serene. I am watching quietly from where I dwell Just as surely as the heat shimmers in the blazing sun and the dewy mists cool the warmth of a harvest day. — Anonymous

Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings. — Eamon Dunphy

As writer Isak Dinesen put it, All sorrows can be borne if we put them in a story or tell a story about them. — Sue Monk Kidd

My friend wants to get moving and so do I,' Eddie said. 'We've got miles to go yet.'
I know that. It's on your face, son. Like a scar.'
Eddie was fascinated by the idea of duty and ka as something that left a mark, something that might look like decoration to one eye and disfigurement to another. Outside, thunder cracked and lightning flashed. — Stephen King

Anytime there is Mexican food around, you can bet I'll be eating it, — Eva Longoria

They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in an intelligent way. Anything that isn't banal is said to be an outburst. They've created this cartoon world where everyone talks like Lineker and says nothing. — Eamon Dunphy

In a darkening world where the shadows of violence, political expediency, materialism and junk culture grow ever longer, sport as it is practised by its good pros remains a bastion of decency, a place where virtue is rewarded and cheating exposed. — Eamon Dunphy

Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa. — Eamon Dunphy

Found out. A nothing player. — Eamon Dunphy

Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player. — Eamon Dunphy

That is NOT the arse of a £7million player! — Eamon Dunphy

Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination. — Eamon Dunphy

Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod. — Eamon Dunphy

You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers. — Eamon Dunphy

I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby. — Eamon Dunphy

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see. — Eamon Dunphy

Books aren't just books
they're a completely different world
in the palm of your hands — Charlotte

Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill. — Eamon Dunphy