Durascoop Made Quotes & Sayings

Is your relationship strong enough to survive a trip to Ikea? Is their furniture strong enough to survive a relationship? Have you ever bought a bed there? — Greg Gutfeld

In a woman's womb.
another chance.
to make the world better. — Ellen Hopkins

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. — Calvin Trillin

You see?" said Laurent. "He has forgiven me for the small matter of the whip. I have forgiven him for the small matter of killing my brother. All hail the alliance. — C.S. Pacat

Let's have a toast-to the future generation of consumers, however many heads or assholes they have! — Brian Aldiss