Dunkleman Quotes & Sayings

I do standup every week in L.A. at the Laugh Factory and the Improv. — Brian Dunkleman

Southern racists were able to protect murderers only because their legislators exploited fears of centralized power. — Barney Frank

I knew one guaranteed way to remove someone else's smirk; too bad for me I was handcuffed and couldn't reach Owen's face to slap it. — J.M. Miller

As a rule, man is a fool. When it's hot, he wants it cool; When its cool, he wants it hot. Always wanting, what is not. — Benjamin Disraeli

I don't watch 'American Idol' - that'd be like getting divorced from somebody and then hanging out with them. — Brian Dunkleman

Goodnight you princes of Maine, you kings of New England. — John Irving

A joke's a joke; you can either take it, or you can't. — Brian Dunkleman

Some of my favorite shows are Ricky Gervais' 'Extras' and 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' — Brian Dunkleman

I cheat every now and then, but the foundation of my eating habits is organic. I don't like to eat a lot of processed foods. So it's fresh vegetables, fresh herbs and meat without all of the antibiotics and preservatives. — Tia Mowry

It's almost like a self-fulfilling prophecy: the great comedy that comes from great pain. — Brian Dunkleman

There's a lot I've yet to say about 'American Idol,' so I am excited about teaming up with 'Idol Go Home' and starting my blog. — Brian Dunkleman

My dream was to win an Academy Award. But my other dream was to win the Super Bowl, and there's a chance that might not happen, either. — Brian Dunkleman

I'm a much better coach than I was six years ago. — Steve Mariucci

I wanted to be a performer, not someone who introduced other performers. — Brian Dunkleman