Dumb Sports Quotes & Sayings

[My] career was sputtering until [I] did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. — Tracy McGrady

I've had to overcome a lot of diversity. — Drew Gooden

Well, Rickey's not one of them, so that's 49 percent right there. — Rickey Henderson

You're welcome. I love the bargain book section. I always find some good deals at more than half off the cover price. — Amy Clipston

I went to a radio station on Long Island in 1982, and thank goodness for me, it was so new that there was no receptionist. So the DJ opened up his booth, and took my tape and listened to it and thought it was a hit song. — Jon Bon Jovi

Well, David Eckstein, like most of us, has 20 digits. Ten fingers. Ten toes. — Tim McCarver

All I'm asking for is what I want. — Rickey Henderson

Politicians and sports coaches both need to be smart enough to master the game, but dumb enough to think it matters. — David Mitchell

Though no participator in the joy of more vehement sport, I have a pleasure that I cannot reconcile to my abstract notions of the tenderness due to dumb creatures in the tranquil cruelty of angling. I can only palliate the wanton destructiveness of my amusement by trying to assure myself that my pleasure does not spring from the success of the treachery I practise toward a poor little fish, but rather from that innocent revelry in the luxuriance of summer life which only anglers enjoy to the utmost. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb. — Ogden Nash

The reason we call that pitch up and in is because the arms are attached to the shoulder. — Tim McCarver

They should have focused more on me. — Sebastian Telfair

Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated. — Jose Canseco

I don't think this is an example of life and limb being at risk. I like the fact that our fans care. — Carmen Policy

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf — Tug McGraw

Bobby Knight told me this: 'There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense.' In other words a good offense wins. — Dan Quayle

If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. If you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you.
(Isaac Jaffe, Sports Night) — Aaron Sorkin

The guys who play it [soccer] are kinda dumb. Why don't they just kick the crap out of the guy in front of the net? Then they could score all they want. — Tite Kubo

Maybe He is taking you away from me

To remind me to

Stop building war zones

where castles belong. — Dua Yacoubi

The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex. — Carl Everett

I'm trying to set out the passion and complexity of this sport. Many people think it's a dumb activity: stand on the gas and turn left. In fact, it's probably one of the most complex sports in existence. — Janet Guthrie

We're not attempting to circumcise rules. — Bill Cowher

The sun has been there for 500, 600 years ... — Mike Cameron

I ain't gonna be no escape-goat! — Karl Malone

Man has traditionally ruled the social sphere; feminism tells him to move over and share his power. But woman rules the sexual and emotional sphere, and there she has no rival. Victim ideology, a caricature of social history, blocks women from recognition of their dominance in the deepest, most important realm. ? — Camille Paglia

He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him. — Scottie Pippen

If Slater were someone else, Kevin would merely be the poor victim of a horrible plot. Unless he was killed by Slater, in which case he would be the dead victim of a horrible plot — Ted Dekker