Dudico Quotes & Sayings

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' — Paula Poundstone

Human nature is the same in all professions. — Laurence Sterne

The great epiphany of man is the recognition of the transience of now. — Beverley Sylvester

Frenchmen drink wine just like we used to drink water before Prohibition. — Ring Lardner Jr.

I think the founding fathers believed religion shouldn't interact directly with government. — Jesse Ventura