Dudes With 2 Phones Quotes & Sayings

Fuckhead:
The name's MariKETA.
Go to hell,
The WITCH, doing a creepy spell somewhere right now. — Kresley Cole

It is well known that no person who regards his reputation will ever kill a trout with anything but a fly. It requires some training on the part of the trout to take to this method. — Charles Dudley Warner

If you're not riddled with doubt, you've probably done something wrong. — Patrick DeWitt

The man who seeks revenge digs two graves. — Ken Kesey

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' — Larry David

Well, uhm, would you like to play in the sandbo- ... er, I mean, want to participate on our group research on sand resistance?
-Akatsuki — Matsuri Hino

She was a mischief, and that was a satisfaction; no longer was she a huntress of corralled game — F Scott Fitzgerald

An ancient human religious figure known as John the Baptist had once claimed, "The truth shall make you free," but if Aelyx remembered correctly, John's honesty had been rewarded with a gruesome decapitation. Aelyx hoped for better results. — Melissa Landers

It just didn't occur to me. But it should have. If your lungs grabbed up all the oxygen, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation wouldn't work. I'm such a dumb-ass for not thinking of it! And my dumbassery almost got me killed! I — Andy Weir

I am a Cuban mother, and you do not let your cubs get into trouble without you trying to help them all the way. — Cristina Saralegui

There is no real need for decorations when throwing a barbecue party - let the summer garden, in all its vibrant and luscious splendour, speak for itself. — Pippa Middleton