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Mitchell Symons Quotes & Sayings

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My mother is a wonderful, eccentric lady who has no concept whatever of interior monologue. We'll be driving along in the car and she'll suddenly say, 'Ants don't like cucumbers, you know. And roaches don't like cinnamon. Do you want some cheese, Michael? Rembrandt was the Lord of the day.'
-Mike Myers — Mitchell Symons

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Murphy's Law; When someone says 'It's not the money, it's the principle,' nine times out of ten, it's the money. — Mitchell Symons

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Michelangelo's cook was illiterate, so he drew her a shopping list--- which today is priceless. — Mitchell Symons

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If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit. — Mitchell Symons

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Oliver Cromwell banned kissing on Sundays---even for married couples---on pain of a prison sentence. — Mitchell Symons